I must, somewhere in my subconscious, believe that my most attractive features are my ears. I must, because every morning in spite of my current hair cut or style, I sweep my hair back and tuck it neatly behind my ears.
Or unneatly, as the case may be. And today as I sat and watched the faces of a televised choir flash before me I realized that most of them had no ears, but hair that framed their faces perfectly.
Perfectly, with no ears. And I sat and wondered, how do they do it? and then it occurred to me that maybe I have a vain fascination with my ears that they obviously must lack for their own. Pity, really. I'll bet they have such attractive ears.