Ever So Short

I must, somewhere in my subconscious, believe that my most attractive features are my ears.  I must, because every morning in spite of my current hair cut or style, I sweep my hair back and tuck it neatly behind my ears.

Or unneatly, as the case may be.  And today as I sat and watched the faces of a televised choir flash before me I realized that most of them had no ears, but hair that framed their faces perfectly. 

Perfectly, with no ears.  And I sat and wondered, how do they do it?  and then it occurred to me that maybe I have a vain fascination with my ears that they obviously must lack for their own.  Pity, really.  I'll bet they have such attractive ears.